it's so hard to teach english when all everyone hears is bad english. blah. must review grammar. must teach them fuckers grammar. and pronunciation. but they can't really learn coz 91.9% of the people in the office do not know how to speak properly. it rubs off on 'em.
will slap everyone across the face with william strunk jr.'s elements of style. and have them listen to CNN 5 hours a day. commas and modifiers and prepositions and subject-verb agreement.
it's a good thing my boss is hot.